You’re a killer. I catch killers.

Watching ice melt. This is fun. I’m going to tell you something that I’ve never told anyone before. I’m partial to air conditioning. Keep your mind limber. I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I’m Dexter. Boo.

I’m partial to air conditioning. You look…perfect. You all right, Dexter? Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized.

I’m really more an apartment person.

I’m really more an apartment person. I’m going to tell you something that I’ve never told anyone before. You all right, Dexter? Like a sloth. I can do that. I’m partial to air conditioning.

1. You look…perfect.
2. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be.
3. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter.

This man is a knight in shining armor.

I’m really more an apartment person. I have a dark side, too. Makes me a … scientist. God created pudding, and then he rested. You look…perfect.

• I am not a killer.
• Only you could make those words cute.
• Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client.

Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen. God created pudding, and then he rested. I’m partial to air conditioning. Watching ice melt. This is fun.

Cops, another community I’m not part of. I’m partial to air conditioning. Like a sloth. I can do that. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. God created pudding, and then he rested.

Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. Watching ice melt. This is fun. I’m partial to air conditioning. I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I’m Dexter. Boo.

Tell him time is of the essence. I’m doing mental jumping jacks. You’re a killer. I catch killers. You all right, Dexter?

I’m really more an apartment person. I’m really more an apartment person. I’m thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? Only you could make those words cute. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client.

I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen.

I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals.
I’m thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I’m not even sure what the picture should be.

Tell him time is of the essence. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. You look…perfect. I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex!

I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex! Makes me a … scientist. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I am not a killer. Tell him time is of the essence.

I’m partial to air conditioning. I’m doing mental jumping jacks. Watching ice melt. This is fun. I’m really more an apartment person.

Cops, another community I’m not part of. I like seafood. Cops, another community I’m not part of. I’ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see.